Funny things I’ve heard….

INT: SARAH’S room.  CANDICE is on her laptop looking at flat listings.

SARAH

I just spoke to my Nana.  She wants to know if I’ve found myself a rich man yet.

CANDICE

What did you say?

SARAH

No.

CANDICE

Well, these things take time.  It’s a lot harder than flat hunting.  At least with flat hunting all the criteria are listed on the website, and the price!

Love that girl!

I also have a new addition to my tube announcement collection:

Ladies and Gentlemen, there are professional beggars working on this train.  Do not give them any money, it only encourages them and they probably earn more than what you do!